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ستاتيات مجنونة روعه بالانجليزية و مضحكة مكتوبة للنسخ للواتس اب و الانستقرام مقصودة و مميزه 2021

1-After I joke they take it severely. When I’m critical they take it as a joke.

2-If you wish to examine love and marriage, it’s a must to purchase two separate books.

3-Who wants tv when there’s a lot drama on Fb.

4-I’ve an issue. My proble is love and ……… My answer is you.

5-The strawberry shampoo doesn’t style pretty much as good because it smells.

6-If you cannot persuade them, Confuse them.

7-Does anybody else get scared when a textual content reads “Can I ask you a query?”

8-That awkward second whenever you look forward to a textual content however you notice you’re the one which didn’t reply.

9-Each boy desires woman to be dangerous only for him and each woman desires a foul boy to be good only for her. Loopy World

10-The one factor I gained up to now in THIS YEAR is weight 🙂

11-Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to satisfy mine?

12-Excuse me …. Please empty your pockets …. I believe you stole my coronary heart.

13-When I’m dwelling alone, each noise I hear is a serial killer.

14-Individuals who train dwell longer, however what is the level when these additional years are spent at fitness center.

15-Save water drink beer.

16-How do individuals write an auto biography? I can barley bear in mind what I had for lunch yesterday 🙂

17-One ought to at all times be in love. That’s the reason one ought to by no means marry.

18-There are three sides to an argument – your aspect, my aspect and the appropriate aspect.

19-Definition of human being: a creature that cuts bushes, makes paper and write “SAVE TREES” on the identical paper.

20-Determined to burn numerous energy right now so I set a fats child on hearth.

21-Restaurant Commercial: We serve meals as HOT as your neighbour’s spouse; And beer as COLD as your individual. 🙂

22-Folks name me mike .. You may name me tonight.. :p

23-Nothing is over till you cease attempting.

24-It has been 70+ years, Tom. You are by no means going to eat Jerry 🙂

25-I like my six pack a lot, I defend it with a layer of fats 🙂

26-If you cannot discover the important thing to success, decide the lock.

27-I am on a whiskey food regimen.. I’ve misplaced three days already. – Tommy Cooper

28-God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so s3xy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Effectively… all of us make errors.

29-BRB = I do not wish to speak to you. LOL = I’ve nothing else to say. Cool = I do not care.

30-Pricey MATH, cease asking to seek out your X, she’s not coming again.

31-Why does it at all times rain the toughest on those that deserve the solar?

32-If you’re going to converse dangerous issues about me on my again, come to me. I will inform you extra.

33-Twenty years from now you may be extra disenchanted by the issues that you just did not do than by those you probably did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from secure harbor, catch the commerce winds in your sails. Discover, Dream, Uncover.

34-Being in a relationship is a full-time job; don’t apply should you’re not able to commit.

35-The 2 commonest parts on this planet are hydrogen and stupidity.

ستاتي شرات ومعاني بالانجليزية جنون وضحك روعه للفيس بوك و تويتر 2020

Every part funnier when your speculated to be quiet..
After I get a textual content from you, I instantly cease no matter I’m doing to learn it.
I’m so cool, my selfie is named a kulfi!
In case you had been to die tomorrow would you be pleased with right now?
Pricey LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I’ve nothing else to say. 😀
Please GOD if you cannot make me slim, make my associates fats.
My spouse clothes to kill. She cooks the identical method.
Final seen 1980! 😀
Women are humorous creatures. They hate it whenever you ask their age however will kill you should you neglect their birthday.
Folks say nothing’s not possible, however I do nothing on a regular basis.
Love by no means dies…solely the lover adjustments. 😛
Silence is the most effective reply of all questions and Smile is the most effective response in all conditions. Sadly each by no means assist in VIVA and INTERVIEW.
Truth: Telephone on silent mode- 10 Missed name… Turns quantity to loud- No one calls all day!!
If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he repair his eye sight?
My father at all times advised me, ‘Discover a job you’re keen on and you may by no means should work a day in your life.